1. “It is the time of the month. Sorry honey, come back in a couple of days…”
2. “Oh crap! The condoms are way too big for your tiny little winy thing baby.”
3. “Give me a moment, I need to pee!… (she washes only her hands) … ok! I’m ready. You can lick my clit now…”
4. “Oups baby girl, no more lube left… (she is an ass virgin like every single heroine in erotic romances) … mmm you are not wet… do you care?”
5 .”I love your butt plug honey. But don’t you think that the size of an anaconda is a tiny bit too much?”
6. “Oh woua! you have so much hairs that I cannot find your dick… mmm… do you have a map?”
7. “I think it is sooooo sexy to lick you right after I took your virginity!”
8. “Oooooooh I really thought you were a true blonde!”
9. (one year on a desert island): “Oh babe! I love your hairy legs and under-bras. It tickles and it is soooooo sexy!”
10. (epilogue) “Well… I do not want to marry you anymore. I lied. I just wanted to fuck you. Bye!”
Feel free to complete the list! 🙂
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